Imagine this is happen to you when you're staring at someone's boobs:
"I'm sorry, did you just check at my breast?"
"Can i go to one place without being ogled by some jerk?"
"If you really didn't want me to stare at your beautiful breast, you'd be wearing something else than a purple sport bra covering maybe a third of your perfect tits,
and another thing, I'm biology programmed to stare at your boobs, ok? It's in my DNA to scam for supple life giving breast. It's not personal thing, it's not about me, it's about my potential future offspring,
and one last thing, if all that is not enough, i spent the best 18 month ofmy life sucking on boobs. Can't you understand they represent a time in my life when days were easy, and that maybe i saw all of that in your beautiful breast?"
"I don't know what to say, that was actually logical and somehow sweet!
do you want to go get coffee or something?"
Aw! Sounds legit...